I only went blonde so I can be more easily spotted by the RNLI
If I'm not surfing I'm probably stuck on the side of the A30 praying for the RAC to come quicker
Talented car sleeper and cat napper
Goal for the year: don’t lose anyone
Youngest person to successfully swim to Switzerland
kook behaviour is a state of mind - live laugh love it
Can't surf, shit pint time and the biggest lightweight = perfect surf social sec. See you in the pub!
I can surf better than Kelly slater, if Kelly slater had no arms, legs or board
Probably found floating around with a camera 📷
My only qualification is from a Moroccan man who said I can surf 😉
got fired as Kim K’s media manager so here I am #likeforlike #followforfollow